Recently I had cause to telephone a stationery company as I received some Mail-Miser envelopes I considered to be the wrong size. Discussing the matter with the lady who shall remain nameless she asked what I sold and I told her, top shelf magazines and some that are very pornographic. I thought my revelation would shock her but it didn’t but what she told me shocked me, not that I found what she did shocking it was more of a shocking surprise. I’m a naturist, she said, and I know Amazon are funny about things like that. A naturist! The image I had in my mind was that of a very attractive woman totally starkers but of course that may not be the case, she might be a rather large lady, not that there’s anything wrong with larger ladies they just don’t appeal to me.

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