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A Day at the Races

Previously Posted 22nd June 2013

Yesterday some good friends and I went to Royal Ascot to watch the Gee Gees and have an alcohol fuelled day. The day was wonderful and the weather was kind to us. Sadly though our day was spoilt by two inconsiderate fat old hags (that’s being polite). The pair of them were so obnoxious and rude on the journey home it beggars belief.

Like everyone else who had spent the day at Ascot we were tired and pretty much the worse for wear. If you’ve been to Ascot you’ll know what it’s like when trying to board the train home, manic is an understatement! However, we were lucky on this occasion and managed to get seats. All was good until these two rude fat old bats arrived.

One, the more obese of the two hags claimed she was too tired to stand and plonked her fat arse down on me. Brilliant! Had it been some tasty bint with nice boobs and a cute bum I wouldn’t have minded.  This woman though was a real old boiler and made my old school teacher Mrs Baker look slim and attractive. I asked her to move herself and for my troubles received a torrent of verbal abuse.

I said that if I had sat my arse down on her plod would arrest me. Furthermore I would find myself in front of the beak charged with sexual abuse, assault and being drunk and disorderly. To this received further abuse and it wasn’t just me the old haggard women were abusive towards. They also abused a soldiers elderly mother along with almost everyone else in the carriage.

To these obnoxious and rude women who boarded the 19:45 train from Ascot to Waterloo on the 21st June. The fat one dressed in orange and the tanned one who wore a light beige mini dress. I hope you are ashamed of yourselves and if you’re not you should be!

Fetish Times Relaunch Party

Friday June the 20th, god knows what year but it was many years ago. Josie and I had arrived at our destination in the heart of London’s theater land, our venue for the night was The Talk of London just a stone’s throw away from the famous Drury Lane theaters. It was an unimpressive sight from the outside but just like the London Palladium its dreary external looks contained a lavish and spectacular inner sanctum, which on this warm summer’s evening was host the re-launch party of the Fetish Times magazine that Josie and I had been invited to attend. And what a party it was. Its new publisher and Editor Mistress Amanda had spared no expense providing her guests with an abundance of free food, free drink, a most sexy cabaret and live music.

After passing the security check (no riff-raff here) we made our way up the winding staircase to be greeted by two Champagne bearing temptresses. Their offering gladly accepted we entered the dimly lit ballroom. As we entered I noticed two naked bronzed statues on pillars, one was male the other female. These statuettes made me feel as though I was back in ancient Rome and about partake in a lustful orgy of the flesh, an indulgence of sinful and wanton desire. Only the statuettes that adorned the entrance were not made of stone they were living, breathing flesh, an Adonis for the women and a Venus for the men.

After introducing ourselves and exchanging pleasantries we were taken to our table by a tall elegant beauty sporting a red feather boa, who with the snap of her fingers summoned a tall, dinner suited dark waiter who took our drinks order.

To my surprise and delight I saw sitting at the next table my friend Zak Jane Keir, the infamous perve of the Fetish Scene and founder of the Erotic Guild of Writers and who has the knack of being invited to any Fetish or Erotic event there is.

Mistress Amanda and Dr Angelica took to the stage and welcomed their guests. The show was about begin – and what a show it was with dancing girls; Germany’s most famous porn star who with his musical lunch-box tried to shag the whole female audience, a mysterious tattooed lady who cavorted and gyrated around the stage with an enormous Python; and a female sword swallower who gave the shining blade the full deep throat treatment, so deep in fact that I was expecting the final of her act to be poking the cutting edge out of her fanny. Alex of Cobra Whips demonstrated his skill by snapping a cigarette out of a girls mouth and wrapping it around her neck and later in the evening striping her naked backside with it.

One of the world’s most popular fetishes and the reason that yours truly is writing this is spanking and spanking is what I was hoping to see – Josie and Zak take note: see spanking, no be bloody spanked Zak, you will be my caning criminal one day, that is a promise 

Thoughtfully Mistress Amanda had provided a play area complete with whipping bench; a huge St. Andrew’s cross where one could be tied and whipped amongst the vast array of what could have doubled for medieval torture equipment.

My prayers for some spanking action were soon answered when Mistress Amanda asked if l would like to watch her in action and take some photos for posterity. She didn’t need to ask twice. “Wait there”, she said … I did, and a few moments later she returned with her victim who was none other than the UK’s top model Teresa May.

Dressed in shiny black PVC Teresa, looked stunning, but then she always does no matter what she is or isn’t wearing Teasingly Teresa bent herself over the Whipping block, Mistress Amanda flexed her pink riding crop and placed it onto Teresa’s PVC clad rear, ‘I’ve got no knickers on’  Teresa whispered. But sadly her skirt was not raised, and as I was, a guest I kept my thoughts to myself, after all, I considered myself to be most privileged to witness and record the momentous event when the queen of UK glamour had her rear end whipped. Although a little later Teresa, good sport that she is gave us a teasing glimpse of what we had earlier missed.

 The Fetish Times, as the title suggests covers a aspects of the fetish scene. For instance, issue, number 20 contains concise and explicit instructions on how to strap on a strap on; Dr Angelica’ regular feature: In The Clinic with Dr Angelica, this issue’ feature being: Anal Fisting Facts (complete with diagram) and a new one on me, stunning, and I mean that as in the shocking definition, Electrical Toys. And before anyone, asks – no, I do not want to be fitted with an electric shock cock and ball restraint, and if I was a female I certainly wouldn’t want a Dildo capable of zapping me with any amount of voltage however minimal shoved up me.  Also covered is BDSM, rubber, club reviews, contacts and a listing of fetish clubs, societies, shops and mail order firms that make it easier for fun loving fetishists to obtain equipment and meet those with similar interests.

The re-launched Fetish Times under the watchful eye of Mistress Amanda is at the new reduced price of £5 is extremely good value, though to achieve this price out of 66 pages 26 of them are filled with adverts. However, the magazine is printed on glossy paper is colourful, well put together and full of sexiness and information relating to the fetish scene and all in all a damned good read.

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Mistress Memories

Originally Posted on 30th August 2012

Recently I’ve been looking through my archive of pictures which brought back some memories. Some were good, some bad and some just plain hilarious. I was going to make a create a Google blog but then thought better of it.  I’d rather not be at the mercy of a company that could delete my efforts at a whim. I’ve decided to do it here and added the content to my website.  After all, it is paid for and the bandwidth is unlimited so I may as well use it.

One of the sets of pictures I came across were taken for Teresa May’s old Mistress website that if I’m not mistaken was called  mistressteresamay.com – the pictures did appear on the Kane website for a short while as a bonus set though now they reside on mistress-teresamay.com and will soon be used on strictwomenspankingmen.com  –  These were taken in a flat in Sutton that was provided by John Rundell, a huge fan of Teresa May who was quite eager to get his bare backside walloped by her which he did and much harder than he expected. Below are a few pictures from that shoot.